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Thursday, December 2, 2021
The Weirdest Cookie I've Ever Encountered
Monday, November 29, 2021
Cookie Party Kickoff!
Hi all,
It's that time of the year again! Ok, well, it's also time for putting up lights and lighting candles and singing holiday songs at the top of your lungs, but I meant that it's that time of the year when I take a week off from work and bake thousands of cookies. I've been a bit MIA this year on this blog, but it's for very good reasons: In 2021, we bought a house, I started a new job, and we moved out of NYC, got a sweet, fluffy puppy, and survived 6+ months of home renovations and puppyhood (overlapping challenges). But here we are, settled into the new house, snuggling that sweet puppy (whose name is Maple Bacon Hedrick), and in full swing with cookie baking.
Well, almost full swing. As it turns out, this week is going to be one that requires, in addition to 75+ lbs of flour, a whole lot of patience and determination. As I went to put the very first batch into the oven on Sunday, the oven door FELL OFF. I wasn't about to waste that batch of lovingly- and painstakingly-piped cookies, so I ended up holding the oven door against the oven like Captain America's shield (that thing was surprisingly heavy!) while five successive batches took their turns spending 8.5 minutes inside. 263 cookies later, I finally put it down, massaged my aching shoulders, and went to bed. My only regret is that Luke didn't snap a photo of this complete absurdity.
At this point, any rational human would have called it quits and sent out an email to their invitees stating that the Cookie Party was canceled this year and to keep an eye out for Take Two in a few months. Not me! I rearranged the baking schedule to do as much as I could without my oven, then packed up the car in the morning - puppy, flour, and all - and headed over to my parents' house to make some progress. After a day filled with cookie dough and chaos (Maple gets very excited to see his Uncle Rex, my parents' black lab), there are now three types of cookies completed (over 500 in total) and two doughs ready to bake tomorrow, plus an appointment with an oven repairman tomorrow afternoon. Wish me luck!
As an introduction for those of you who are new to the Cookie Party or to this blog, I will be blogging my progress this week, along with baking tips and stories about the cookies themselves or about the people who have played a role in this tradition. Stay tuned for some sweet memories and delicious details later this week.
Love and cookies,
Sam
Thursday, March 19, 2020
The Cookie Party by the Numbers
- Total cookies 2020: 3441 (quite a bit lower than usual due to expected poor turnout in light of the coronavirus scare; the norm is between 4,000 and 5,000)
- Different types of cookies made (also significantly lower than usual, because I knew some of them wouldn't travel well): 23
- Total flour: 45 lbs.
- Total sugar: 24 lbs.
- Total butter: 22 lbs. (88 sticks)
- Total chocolate: 14.25 lbs.
- Total Gladware needed to store the cookies: 59 "XL" containers
- Total care packages shipped out: 91
- Total length of my receipts from the Post Office: 194.5 inches (that's over 16 FEET!)
Friday, March 13, 2020
A Note About Baking with Friends
Sam's Mad Scientist Mode: Hawaiian Honeymoon Crinkle Cookies
For our honeymoon, Luke and I went to Maui. He had spent some time in Hawaii with his family when he was a kid, but I had never been to Hawaii before. And our honeymoon was absolutely magical! After 18 months of stressful wedding planning, suddenly the only decision we had to make each day was whether we were in the mood to be adventurous or to be pampered. I have so many fond memories from that trip - hiking Haleakala at sunrise, discovering Ululani's shave ice (my go-to combo on that trip was wedding cake and cotton candy with a snow cap and macadamia nut ice cream), a rental car with a robot guide with a beautiful Hawaiian-accented voice built into it that we couldn't turn off who would cut into our conversation at odd intervals with historical facts about the part of the island we were passing at the time, nearly dying (twice) en route to the Dragon's Teeth, Ululani's shave ice, snorkeling (for the first time ever!), hiking a "hidden" trail in the Io Valley, getting Luke the bougiest chicken soup ever when he got sick (from Morimoto Maui, which happened to be our hotel's restaurant), photographing crabs at sunrise, the Hershey's-Kiss-studded lava cave and red Ti maze on the Road to Hana, the 30-foot-tall bamboo forest we hiked through, Ululani's shave ice, searching the entire island for a new camera when the above-mentioned crabs spooked me and I dropped my beloved camera in the sand and then finally convincing Cosco to sell us the most absurd, white-leather-encased replacement without opening a Cosco account, Ululani's shave ice...
Anyway, back to the story at hand. Our honeymoon was wonderful. We were finally truly alone, with no one asking questions and no one expecting to hear from us, and SO much Ululani's shave ice! 2019 was our fifth anniversary, so for my law school spring break, we decided to head back to Maui to celebrate. This trip was equally wonderful, but also very different - jam-packed with exquisite meals, a wonderful luau, Luke indulging my desire to know the name of every single bird that flew by and even stopping at a book store with me to buy a book of Hawaiian birds...So when I came home, I knew I needed to invent a new cookie - one that would capture my memories of Hawaii and our adventures there. I decided to create a Hawaiian Honeymoon Crinkle Cookie, with the beautiful purple hue and subtle taste of taro, macadamia nuts (I love you, Ululani's!), and a drizzle of icing to provide a hint of sweet and tangy guava.
I'll also note that taro is actually poisonous when it's not processed properly. While I trust my skills in the kitchen, I'd rather not take risks like cooking with poison when I'm in Cookie Party mode! So to avoid such risks, I decided to use a processed form of taro to make sure I could skip those first few steps and trust someone else to do the scary part. I decided that taro pancake mix would be a pretty trustworthy starting point, and a few days later, Amazon delivered several bags of Mochi Taro Pancake Mix to my door. My experiments last summer, aided by a friend who wanted to see my mad-scientist work in action, went swimmingly well - we ended up with a perfect crinkle cookie encasing a whole macadamia nut, exactly as I had pictured it.
But let's face it, folks - marriage is hard work. So is inventing a new cookie. Sometimes it takes a few tries to get things right, and sometimes things just go wrong. The first hint of trouble in paradise was that the brand I used for my experiments last summer is currently on hiatus - they'll apparently be available again soon, but not in time for the Cookie Party. Most of the other taro pancake brands I could find only need you to add water, unlike the one I had originally used, so my ratios would now be off and I would have to completely reinvent the cookie from scratch again, which is NOT something you want to be doing while also trying to fit thousands of cookies into a single week! I did the best I could, but the ratios inevitably ended up being slightly off, and it turns out that I should have refrigerated this new modified dough for a couple of hours prior to baking. The end result is that instead of being the round crinkle cookie I had imagined, these look more like the Hawaiian volcanoes - wide, shallow mounds with sloping sides. However, the taste is still there and still brings me right back to Maui, so perhaps the volcano shape is its own version of perfect after all...
Wednesday, March 11, 2020
One of Sam's "That deserves to be a cookie!" moments...
So I set out to make the perfect maple cookie. This was not my first foray into this arena. When Luke and I first started dating, he mentioned in passing that he really enjoyed maple syrup. Eager to please, I decided that this must be his favorite thing in all the world, and I decided to bake for him to show what an amazing girlfriend I could be. Back home, I scoured the internet and my mom's stack of old cookbooks and found a handful of recipes that sounded promising. The first was...not good. More cake than cookie, and very little flavor (one of those where you had to be told what flavor the thing is supposed to be before you can discern any hint of such flavor). Then I made a different one that I deemed worthy of presentation to my new beau, and off I went to the City to deliver them. I got about 50 feet from the door to Luke's building, and started getting nervous - Would he like them? Would he be impressed? - and was so caught up in my thoughts that I oh-so-gracefully tripped on an uneven sidewalk tile, bursting open the Tupperware and dramatically spilling cookies everywhere (they were frosted, too, so they were now covered in dirt and gum and who-knows-what-else), eventually ending up in Luke's apartment in tears (decidedly less impressive than showing up with perfect baked goods). When I eventually got over my heartbreak and baked a fresh batch of cookies, Luke declared them "ok" (and also gently explained that maple syrup was a flavor he enjoyed, not his absolute favorite thing in the whole wide world, so maybe I should feel free to make other flavors too). In fact, I gave up on maple cookies for a long time - by the time I peeked into Dorset Maple Reserve's stall at Bryant Park, it had been around a decade since my last attempt.
Armed with my big jug of Grade B maple syrup and triumphantly declaring to Austin that I would do his syrup justice, off I went to my kitchen. I spent days poring over every maple recipe Google could show me, searching for the perfect starting point. I knew I wanted this cookie to be the antithesis of my original experiments - crispy and intense, not soft, cakey, and bland. Eventually, I found a recipe for a vanilla snap that I thought I could work from, and a helpful post about which other wet ingredients to substitute out for a cup of maple syrup when making maple muffins, and the experimentation began. This cookie, unlike its pale predecessors, doesn't hide its true self - the second you pick it up, the whole world suddenly smells like maple syrup, and the flavor is intense, yet mellow and homey and nostalgic. There is no mistaking the flavor of this cookie. And an added bonus: your entire house smells like maple syrup for a few hours after you bake them. Austin, I hope you agree that I've done your syrup justice!
The #1-Rated Cookie of the Cookie Party 2019 was...
These cookies are wonderful. I've heard them described as "my childhood dreams come true" and "joy on a sheet pan." The cake keeps the cookies soft for as long as it takes for you to finish the batch (albeit they disappeared pretty quickly last year), and Funfetti is one of my (and apparently everyone's) favorite cake flavors. Last year, I stuffed half of them with Funfetti cake and half with chocolate cake. Per popular demand, this year is focused on the Funfetti-on-Funfetti action, with just a handful of chocolate-stuffed cookies to round out the plate.
Tuesday, March 10, 2020
The Menu Thus Far...
- Springerle: A very old, traditional German cookie flavored with anise
- Rosemary Butter Cookies: One of my favorites; these consist of a classic butter cookie jazzed up with some fresh rosemary and encased in a sugar bark.
- Lemon Meltaways: These cookies are basically made of confectioners' sugar precariously held together with butter, so it dissolves the second you bite into it leaving behind a tart kick of lemon.
- Cardamom Spritzgeback: A delightful, bite-sized vanilla cookie with an earthy hint of cardamom to spice it up - literally!
- Whipped Shortbread Spot Cookies: These bring me back to my childhood - my family used to go to the bakery on the main drag in Long Beach, Long Island, and bring home a box of "spot cookies" which never survived the day.
- Peanut Butter Compost Cookies: Soft, crumbly, and loaded with goodies like crushed Oreos, pretzels, potato chips, and M&Ms
- Peanut Butter Kisses: A classic, creamy peanut butter cookie topped with a Hershey's Kiss
- Pistachio Cherry Meltaways: A perennial favorite, bringing together the resinous, flowery flavor of pistachios with the tart sweetness of maraschino cherries (both of which contain hints of almond-esque flavor), with a texture that dissolves in your mouth
- Dolci di Noci: A newcomer this year, consisting mainly of pulverized walnuts with a touch of sugar and egg. One taste-tester declared that it tastes like the filling of a pecan pie...which is perfect this weekend is Pi Day!
- Shortbread Spirals: A eye-catching new *twist* on a classic shortbread.
- Gluten-Free Cake Batter Cookies: Invented in a pinch upon learning that a close friend was suddenly eating gluten-free and was convinced she'd never eat a delicious dessert again, these cookies are coaxed out of a box of cake mix, a box of pudding mix, and just some oil and eggs to hold them together - and they're positively addictive!
- Sugar Cookies: The classic; this year, they're shaped like the scales of justice to celebrate the fact that I was admitted to the New York State Bar as a practicing attorney exactly a week ago!
- Vanilla Meringues: Light and airy, these are absolute heaven to me. They have a satisfying crunch on the way in and melt in your mouth, leaving just a memory of vanilla behind on your tongue.
- And there's one more that's partially made - I just took three cakes out of the oven. If you're curious as to how a fully-baked cake becomes a cookie, stay tuned for more to come tomorrow!
Cookies make the world go round...and round and round and round...
One of the most visually striking cookies I make each year is also a fairly basic one - plain old shortbread. It's actually not very sweet, so for those of you who think there's such a thing as too much sugar, this one might be perfect for you. The trick is what you do with the dough after it's been made - the hard part is rolling the doughs out super thin and stacking and rolling and coiling it into what eventually becomes a beautiful cookie that makes you look like a professional baker.
This cookie is definitely not for beginners or children if you're trying to make perfect, tight spirals, but the good news (from experience) is that they taste great no matter how sloppy they look!
Sunday, March 8, 2020
Perhaps my favorite cookie ever...
These cookies are crisp, but dissolve in your mouth, and they have a sugar bark that ensures that every bite is just a touch sweeter from the moment you make contact with the cookie. They're absolutely delicious, they keep for at least two weeks at room temperature without changing their texture, you can make the dough well ahead of time and stick it in the freezer until you need it, and maybe the best part about them is what gets left behind when the cookies are gone! That rosemary-scented sugar bark tends to crumble a little as the cookies and the container get moved around. I love to pour the crumbs into a tiny pinch bowl with a tight lid and keep it around - it's the perfect topping for vanilla ice cream!
A Cautious Love of Nut Cookies...
Saturday, March 7, 2020
Working on my presentation game...
Springerle are a very old and very odd German cookie (they've been traced back to at least the 1300's and are traditionally flavored with anise) that is unlike any other I've ever baked. Not only does it involve beating the eggs for over 40 minutes (!), but you also dry the dough for 24-48 hours prior to baking the cookies, and they're apparently "best" after 3-4 weeks! On the plus side, they can hold very intricate designs flawlessly, and although they're very impressive as they are, you can also hand-paint them to create a truly beautiful work of art. Plus, the fact that you can (and should) bake them ahead of time means that you also have plenty of time to decorate them before it's crunch time getting ready for the event where you're serving them.
Today I made...
Many attendees of the Cookie Party have asked over the years for me to document the week-long baking marathon that precedes the party, and this year, for the first time, I'm making their wish come true. The first cookie of the week to be completed is...drum roll, please!...Cardamom Vanilla Spritzgeback cookies. These cookies are both crispy and chewy, with an earthy mix of vanilla and cardamom to give a little intrigue to an otherwise fairly basic vanilla cookie. They're made with a cookie press, and given the timing of this year's party, I went with a mix of green shamrocks and pink spring flowers.
More updates to come...stay tuned!